(Source: jonwithabullet, via iwillmindfuckyou)
- Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
- Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
not on the field 18.
not.
on.
the field.
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(Source: bekkahn, via sweatyfitness)
son. just don't.: Really, though, The Avengers is basically porn.
I mean…
Come on. It’s like- oup, wait…
Well, hey there. And I- hold on…
Sweet Jesus, you- wait, no there can’t be more…
Okay, but they have to be done now- hold the fuck up, the CHICK is hot, too?! This is just…
Okay, they’re literally out of attractive people- oh fuck, I…
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